herbiepopnecker

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: May 6, 2009 9:09:12 PM
Reminds me of an old joke about "we use the camel"..... LOL
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HRTrucklet

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Alberta
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Message Posted: May 6, 2009 7:21:37 PM
Silverdog, that's just on the rigs way up in far northern BC where the guys haven't seen a woman in months, maybe yrs - I don't think companies put hookers in the camps anymore (not politically correct apparently, or maybe illegal), so the guys are sort of "on their own", if you know what I mean...I'm not saying anything happens, just that there's a lot of joking about it...like a drilling supervisor walking up behind the young computer geek operating the rig computer system & asking if he wants to be his girlfriend - that's just to freak out the young kid & see if he's tough enough to show up on the next shift - just your basic (northern BC) rig humor...
Oh yeah - go Canucks!
[Edited by: HRTrucklet at 5/6/2009 7:22:24 PM EST]
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Silverdog1

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: May 6, 2009 6:10:49 PM
I've wondered about you "guys" from Calgary. You hear the rumours........oil rigs and all...guess ya just never know..............laughing.... :))
Go Canucks GO!!!
[Edited by: Silverdog1 at 5/6/2009 6:15:09 PM EST]
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HRTrucklet

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Alberta
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Message Posted: May 6, 2009 1:53:11 PM
Mad - I didn't realize these calls had gone beyond "Hello, is this Raven?"...LOL
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Happyherman

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Calgary
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Message Posted: May 6, 2009 1:33:16 PM
HR, Let me put you in the loop. I got a new cell phone number in February and it seems that my number is on a website called shemale.com. I went to the site to find a contact to get things changed because I kept getting calls for someone named "Raven" I won't describe the calls. Suffice to say they were not my cup of tea. I'm no prude and if that's what someone wants in their life, I'm okay, just don't be calling me.
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HRTrucklet

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Alberta
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Message Posted: May 5, 2009 10:11:34 PM
gouged, is that a book?
Mad, you have a contact @ shemalecanada?
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gougedQC

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Montreal
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Message Posted: May 5, 2009 8:14:30 PM
have you guys read "Lysistrata" by Aristophanes?
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Happyherman

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Calgary
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2009 11:02:00 AM
I sent an e mail to the contact at shemalecanada and got back a reply. We will see if they fix the problem. I guess Mrs. Mad Laker will have to give me the "relief" I need and perform her "wifely" duties. More SEX is what this world needs. If everyone was having SEX there would be no WAR's. Make love not war. The battle hymn of males throughout the world. Long live free love....... but wear a glove!!
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HRTrucklet

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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2009 2:55:39 AM
Mad, you're STILL getting calls for Raven?? You should tell Telus there's something very suspicious about the new number they gave you - let them "investigate" it for you - LOL...good line, BTW - you might want to be careful how you use it on the street...I mean out in public...
herbie, that thought actually occurred to me after I wrote that earlier, but I decided to leave that one for you! LOL...
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herbiepopnecker

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:23:46 AM
What is a burkha but an oversized "bag over the head" anyway? Sorry but people who don't think humans are EQUAL do not deserve to be defended with the blood of Canadians.
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Silverdog1

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:38:48 PM
laughing....I don't know Laker...sounds kinda suspicious to me. :))
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Happyherman

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Calgary
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:37:20 PM
I got the bag if you have the bod HR!! Just kidding but it sounded like a good line. I have a new cell phone and keep getting calls for someone called Raven. Tonight I asked the guy who Raven was and where he got my number. Get this... it's from shemalescanada.com
Boy did they get a wrong number!! I went to the site and found a contact and asked them to please remove my number. What a joke. I wonder if Telus could do anything for me? I have the number on my business cards and my website so I don't want to change numbers.
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HRTrucklet

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Alberta
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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 2:31:23 PM
Now looks matter?? How about a bag over the head or turning out the lights - then everyone could "get some" without worrying about unimportant details like looks, feelings, personality, etc...
[Edited by: HRTrucklet at 4/14/2009 2:33:24 PM EST]
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Silverdog1

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 1:31:57 PM
Setting up a Co-op might be the answer eh? Men and women could register in the "not getting any" area and that could enable arranging rendezvous between one another at convenient times for "getting some". Of course photos would be a requirement and we'd need a name -- hey, I've got it, we could call it............ "Facebook"!! :))
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Happyherman

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 1:07:52 PM
Well sort of HR. Go to the medical post and you will see lots of women who want sex from their husbands and can't get any. Seems to be more of a two way street than most folks realize.
herbie, are you a real man or does your picture say "mini me"?
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HRTrucklet

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2009 3:37:58 AM
LOL, herbie - you'd think the men in those countries would be embarrassed to demand such a law...
Then again, considering that marriage is just a legal exchange of favors, no married person should be able to withhold sex - I mean, why get married?? I think of this every time I hear someone complaining that they're not "getting it" - time for a divorce on the basis of non-performance of obligations...only once did I ever hear a woman complaining about this problem - it's usually men...first the woman refuses to have sex until after marriage, then after they're married & she has the kids she wants (so she doesn't have to work anymore), she's "done" - forever...AND the guy isn't supposed to fool around..that's total bull...(re: the woman who had that problem - she divorced him & found someone else - he moved to Thailand - he had a thing about Thai women)
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herbiepopnecker

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2009 11:27:21 PM
To hell with the mullahs. Take a bath, shave off the mangey beard, stop treating her like dirt and she'll WANT to have sex with you. REAL MEN don't need a law like that.
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HRTrucklet

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2009 6:38:35 PM
Silverdog, you're in Vancouver? I think you can pretty much get it anywhere in Vancouver for a small fee or some drugs (or so I've heard)...too bad you have to share the girlfriend w/ her husband - maybe you could pawn the wife on the GF's husband so you have more time alone? (w/ the GF)
Mad, see above note to Silverdog - a little more undercover in Calgary, but I think the current location is Forest Lawn? (at least that's what I've seen on the news) And that little back road from 11th St. SE to 12th St. SE off 9th Ave in Inglewood - only know this b/c that's on my commute home from downtown & I've seen hookers...I mean marital service providers on the stroll there...
[Edited by: HRTrucklet at 4/13/2009 6:41:10 PM EST]
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Happyherman

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2009 5:07:50 PM
You got it HR and on top of that I'm a dirty old man!! Lookin for love in all the wrong places. I better not show this to Mrs. Mad Laker!!
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Silverdog1

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2009 3:19:56 PM
laughing.........I think I'll decline comment on that one HR, my girlfriend's husband is not that thrilled with me as it is. :)
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HRTrucklet

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2009 3:12:48 PM
Mad & Silverdog, are you saying that's the only way you would be able to get sex? LOL...
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Happyherman

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Message Posted: Apr 7, 2009 2:06:28 PM
Love it! Canada should have the same law!! The sooner the better! I need a lot more SEX!!
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Silverdog1

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Message Posted: Apr 4, 2009 6:14:15 AM
Well I don't know, the "whack" part of the law seems alright doesn't it?
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herbiepopnecker

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British Columbia
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2009 9:07:51 PM
We either pull out or remove the current gov't. As we've been pretending they're the "legitimate democratic gov't" all these years, I guess pulling out is the only sane choice.
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echo_woman

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London
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2009 1:38:05 PM
Since Kharzi has revealed himself to be a person who favours treating women as chattle, I say we shouldn't wait. Our government should just pack up our troops and bring everyone home. My so call feminist views may be showing, but I can't have sympathy for any government that has such a superiority complex. Our troops went in there to support the whole population, not just the men.
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bad_driver98

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Edmonton
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Message Posted: Apr 3, 2009 8:53:44 AM
Was there not a quote by Churchill about the Tyranny of the Majority? There are many rights and decisions made by the courts and parliament that are morally right even though the majority disapproves. Kharzi is wrong, but using this as an excuse to leave Afghanistan would be a mistake. The insurgents would take it as a victory and the government would be weakened.
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herbiepopnecker

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Message Posted: Apr 2, 2009 10:02:41 PM
Take a poll today, I bet 75% of Canadians would say "why wait? pull out now!"
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