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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: May 22, 2015 4:44:29 PM

We have seen the last of this post.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: May 5, 2015 11:15:25 PM

Sad day for Alberta.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: May 5, 2015 9:32:35 PM

I take naps... several times a day.

[Edited by: drivebye at 5/5/2015 9:34:01 PM EST]
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: May 3, 2015 2:17:40 AM

I hate Saturday nights!






[Edited by: drivebye at 5/3/2015 2:19:30 AM EST]
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ECase11885
All-Star Author Houston

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Message Posted: May 2, 2015 11:31:50 PM

I hate Saturday.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: May 2, 2015 10:38:45 PM


I advise the Trip Advisors. They get paid, I don't.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: May 2, 2015 10:30:06 PM

Watching Arena Football (San Jose @ Arizona) today was just as exciting as watching Superbowl 49.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: May 2, 2015 8:42:03 PM

I love having 5 hours between shifts.
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GasMiser718
Champion Author Detroit

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Message Posted: May 2, 2015 5:15:02 PM

I hate chocolate!
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2015 11:15:27 PM


I heard it through the grapevine.
[Just learned the grapevine can talk.]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2015 6:30:49 AM

i just had breakfast
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 29, 2015 12:14:30 AM

I have quit bacon.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2015 9:45:14 PM

i didn't eat that pastry
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 27, 2015 10:21:17 PM

I had a great day today. No problems, everything went smoothly.
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GasMiser718
Champion Author Detroit

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Message Posted: Apr 25, 2015 11:36:00 AM

I hate chocolate.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 25, 2015 8:46:24 AM

i didn't bar hop last night
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2015 10:51:47 PM


I hate Friday nights.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2015 12:31:31 PM


I hate Fridays.
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ecsojay
Champion Author Tampa

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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2015 12:25:32 AM

Im skinny!!!!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 23, 2015 9:50:15 PM

i didn't eat much salt today
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 21, 2015 11:17:35 PM

San Jose Sharks did much better this season (2014-15) than last season, even without me as goalie.









[Edited by: drivebye at 4/21/2015 11:19:07 PM EST]
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2015 8:50:02 PM

McDavid will love Edmonton.
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GasMiser718
Champion Author Detroit

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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2015 6:24:42 PM

I hate chocolate.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Apr 17, 2015 6:12:14 PM


Dogs are not man's best friend.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2015 10:47:36 PM

We had tacos for supper.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2015 7:02:10 PM

I most definitely filed my taxes on or before April 15th.



. . . so much for the "great progress" post on April 10th.


[Edited by: drivebye at 4/16/2015 7:04:33 PM EST]
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2015 8:50:46 PM

This is easy.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2015 6:29:30 PM

Years ago I invented a chocolate-peanut butter candy. It had a creamy chocolate filling inside a hardened peanut butter shell....Wasn't a big hit until Reese reversed the ingredients and named it a Peanut Butter Cup.






[Edited by: drivebye at 4/14/2015 6:30:01 PM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 14, 2015 7:11:38 AM

i waited
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2015 12:44:36 PM

It's noon somewhere.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 13, 2015 7:22:32 AM

not today
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2015 5:19:29 PM

My net worth is half a beer.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2015 4:37:06 PM

My net worth is a half a case of beer.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2015 10:02:48 AM

I drank half a case of beer last night
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leemun
Champion Author Utah

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2015 1:37:54 AM

My net worth has now reached $10 million.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Apr 11, 2015 12:19:14 AM


April 10th:
I am making great progress regarding income tax preparations: today I sharpened pencils and downloaded the blank tax forms.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Apr 9, 2015 9:35:14 PM

i hit the lottery and gave it all away to the guy with the house at the end of the block so he could fix his house up....all $20,000 of it went to the inside so the outside still looks like a third world building
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2015 7:00:08 PM

nothing we do matters
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2015 9:53:01 PM

i always do the least i can do
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Caragogo
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Message Posted: Mar 9, 2015 9:46:29 AM

I absolutely love people who don't do their job!
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Mar 7, 2015 8:38:03 AM

I wish we had winters like this all year, every year.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 28, 2015 11:56:31 PM

This, is my finest hour.
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Bad_Petroleum
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Feb 27, 2015 2:43:37 PM

I retired in 2011. Here comes the LIE of the Month....

"I miss Work"

bahawah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited by: Bad_Petroleum at 2/27/2015 2:44:20 PM EST]
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 4:24:02 PM

My eyes won't open when I'm outside because my eyelashes freeze together in these sub-zero temperatures.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 8:50:59 AM

I can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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ecsojay
Champion Author Tampa

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Message Posted: Feb 24, 2015 12:07:49 AM

I won the lottery today and I didnt even buy a ticket...LOL
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 11:59:03 PM

it's hot in here
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 23, 2015 11:06:50 PM

all is calm
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 22, 2015 5:34:51 PM

The four hours was almost up.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 12:51:12 PM

The more the merrier.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 21, 2015 12:50:50 PM

I find nose and lip piercings a turn on.
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