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Roadieboy

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Regina

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:55:21 PM

I trust the government.
I trust that the government has my best interest at heart.

The ISIS is not a threat to anybody.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 5:23:51 PM

i still don't care
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 6:56:09 AM

i don't care
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Oct 1, 2014 12:24:50 AM

Last night the New England Patriots played the greatest game I have ever seen on Monday Night Football!



[Edited by: drivebye at 10/1/2014 12:30:10 AM EST]
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:09:48 AM

I know I won Powerball.....just can't find the ticket.
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Not4Nuthn
Veteran Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 11:08:28 PM

I got all wins (no losses) on the last NFL pool.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 28, 2014 10:36:17 PM

I'm not.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 10:15:47 PM

i'm ready
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 27, 2014 12:20:09 AM

I didn't imagine
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 8:00:52 PM

I'm disappointed Eric Holder will be stepping down as AG.
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Not4Nuthn
Veteran Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 7:41:13 PM

I always have a surplus of money. I need nothing. I want nothing.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 26, 2014 5:38:17 PM

I never look
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 9:02:48 PM

it's going to be okay
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zippy3231
Champion Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 2:00:38 AM

I Trust the US Government 100% and know it has no part of the New World Order and has my best interest in Mind! I Trust the US Government's only concern is taking care of it's people who pay Taxes! Yeap, that's the Ticket!
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2014 1:19:57 AM

This sucks.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 24, 2014 7:50:25 AM

I could not care less
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marcelpr
Champion Author New Orleans

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 8:50:52 AM

Everybody loves the government...
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 8:03:23 AM

I can't handle the truth
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 22, 2014 1:32:57 AM

I am looking forward to winter!
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Not4Nuthn
Veteran Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2014 9:16:22 PM

I love watching golf. It is such a high-energy, exciting, thrilling sport.

[Edited by: Not4Nuthn at 9/20/2014 9:17:31 PM EST]
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 4:26:56 PM

I love politics.
The elected officals always tell the whole truth, and never lie or bend the truth.
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Not4Nuthn
Veteran Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 1:48:10 PM

I love oil speculators.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2014 1:04:55 PM

Conan is the greatest late night show ever!
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 14, 2014 10:13:57 AM

I'm like Florida orange juice - not just for breakfast anymore.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 11:12:39 PM

i really like football a lot
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 8:42:44 PM

I love kids who want to argue about everything.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 6:13:37 PM

i know exactly what paying it forward means
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Sep 7, 2014 6:13:34 AM

I'm wide awake
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 9:37:35 PM

I feel like a million bucks.
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Pam0905
Champion Author Atlanta

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 12:11:37 PM

I am engaged to Harrison Ford.
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jayrad1957
Champion Author Los Angeles

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 11:31:49 AM

I pitched in last years World Series..

[Edited by: jayrad1957 at 9/6/2014 11:32:16 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 11:04:04 AM

I think you look bad too.
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Bad_Petroleum
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 10:56:00 AM

I am a good looking sonofagun
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Sep 6, 2014 12:47:24 AM

everything is logical
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PICKLEHIMER
Champion Author Kentucky

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Message Posted: Sep 5, 2014 2:07:38 PM

I like the current president...
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Aug 30, 2014 12:40:12 AM

I need a new press secretary.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 29, 2014 9:10:11 AM

i'll come back forever
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 28, 2014 10:01:37 PM

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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 27, 2014 7:23:03 AM

i've been up since Saturday night
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 26, 2014 8:57:55 PM

I shave every morning noon and evening just to keep up
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MaggieMae07
Champion Author South Dakota

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Message Posted: Aug 25, 2014 4:40:55 AM

I find the two-day beard stubble look on men so attractive!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 3:31:52 PM

i am right now
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 23, 2014 12:43:31 AM

I don't
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 9:37:18 AM

I'm glad the manufacturer never recalled the models they knew had defective timing chains and tensioners.

[Edited by: ministorage at 8/22/2014 9:39:57 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 22, 2014 7:12:03 AM

i just cleaned up everything
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 21, 2014 7:40:10 AM

i just threw up
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:16:44 AM

I am the original Good Humor Man.
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:10:00 AM

I like the Ice Bucket Challenge so much that I do it every day.
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WES03
Champion Author Maryland

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 8:06:07 AM

Global warming.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Aug 20, 2014 6:13:49 AM

i was swimming this morning in the river when i found a ship wreck that had a treasurer chest on it but when i dragged it to shore and opened it it was filled with clams.
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