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Roadieboy

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Message Posted: Feb 11, 2009 10:09:29 AM

Tell a tall tale about youself.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:43:33 PM

i once bagged a red feathered aardvarks
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 11:29:19 PM

I am a coyote hunter. Have rifle, will travel.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 10:35:21 PM

I'm the Punkin Chuckin State Champion.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 21, 2014 8:47:00 PM

My brother ran away with a flea circus.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 9:46:21 PM

I train fleas for the circus.








[Edited by: drivebye at 11/20/2014 9:48:55 PM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 7:19:11 AM

i put my last 3 cars on a credit card and never paid it.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2014 1:20:22 AM

The trip from CA to TX to RI took far less time than I thought. . .and how warm it was at PVD when landing there at midnight.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:32:45 PM

I told my Mom we were going camping over the weekend, and still have not gone back home. Is Carter still president?
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 7:31:00 PM

I am getting itchy to get back in debt, really over my head this time!
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2014 6:29:24 AM

i don't always drink beer
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:40:52 AM

I slept outside last night.
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BlueberryFocus
All-Star Author Rochester

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 9:03:23 AM

I've been studying for my midterms
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 7:16:29 AM

I gave the cop a choice
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 4:43:53 AM

My vehicle was carjacked by dashboard hula girls.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2014 3:55:37 AM

I am in Hawaii.
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Toadman7
Champion Author Dallas

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 5:39:30 PM

I love cold weather.
I wish the high temps would stay at or near freezing all year long.
I would love for it to snow at least 10 inches of snow and ice each week between November and February.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 7:17:29 AM

i'm suspicious
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 17, 2014 12:33:35 AM

I was so, so depressed when the Patriots beat the Colts tonight. It was all I could do to stop the cheers. . .I mean, tears.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 9:42:09 PM

i have almost enough stock to control Exxon.
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jayrad1957
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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:43:36 AM

I have 6 inches of snow on my deck.
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 10:39:18 AM

it's snowing
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:33:17 AM

I think about it every night and day.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:32:11 AM

I believe I can touch the sky.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 2:29:42 AM

I believe I can fly.






[Edited by: drivebye at 11/16/2014 2:31:50 AM EST]
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 1:18:13 AM

I got Jessie's girl.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 16, 2014 1:17:07 AM

I am three months behind on everything!!!
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 1:14:58 AM

I been to Georgia on a fast train
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riverrising
Champion Author Missouri

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 1:00:44 AM

I sing in the shower

[Edited by: riverrising at 11/15/2014 1:01:23 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 15, 2014 12:49:00 AM

i shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot the deputy.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:31:03 PM

I am the walrus.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:30:54 PM

They are the eggmen.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:30:41 PM

I am the eggman.
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northnut
All-Star Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 2:20:49 PM

I co-wrote all the songs on Michael Jackson's Thriller album
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 14, 2014 12:55:13 PM

I had a 1601 on the old SAT, they gave me an extra point for coming up with multiple solutions for one of the math problems.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 7:45:41 AM

I taught advanced calculus to the people that worked out the trajectory of the ship that intercepted the comet yesterday.
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 1:48:05 AM

Armada tall tales about myself. You?
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 13, 2014 12:57:16 AM

When I was a Boy Scout, "Be Prepared" was always armada.
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 6:37:47 AM

The morning before I went to the doctor, I had two fleet armadas.
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 12:19:27 AM

I once had an Armada.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 12, 2014 12:14:54 AM

i once had a fleet
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 9:47:05 AM

today i'll do nothing at all
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riverrising
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 8:27:35 AM

I'm skinny as a rail
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ministorage
Champion Author Louisville

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 5:46:08 AM

Don't laugh... I'm a bikini inspector
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2014 12:19:58 AM

Well, I certainly learned my lesson after serving some time in jail.
I'm a new person... turning over a new leaf... changing my attitude... improving my behavior... getting a new job...

starting tomorrow.








[Edited by: drivebye at 11/11/2014 12:21:59 AM EST]
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 10:47:26 PM

I climbed Mt Everest a few years back and had to guide the Sherpa
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 10, 2014 12:25:14 PM

I'm planning a walk-about in Australia
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Roadieboy
Champion Author Regina

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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2014 9:27:38 PM

I thought the ad said 'Fat stomach'.
Boy is my face red.
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drivebye
Champion Author San Jose

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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2014 7:45:59 PM

Yesterday I arrived at the campground in Nevada. Been a long while since I last saw Las Vegas Strip so decided to hire an official escort and take a tour of the new attractions on Las Vegas Blvd. How was I to know that the "escort" I hired was in a different business altogether. . . Was promptly arrested around midnight and spent the night in jail.
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panj
Champion Author Pennsylvania

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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 10:37:50 PM

i can lift a woman sized veight

[Edited by: panj at 11/8/2014 10:38:03 PM EST]
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LogicMan
Champion Author Rhode Island

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Message Posted: Nov 8, 2014 9:57:59 AM


Franz: Yeah, good thinking, Hans. You know, they could never have a veight-lifting competition on Mars, because even a puny-sized man could lift a man-size veight.
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